The Matriarchy of She And is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.802 billion She Andians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 63.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong She Andian economy, worth 119 trillion dogecoins a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,492 dogecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves, and libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. She And's national animal is the emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

She And is ranked 53,618^th in the world and 1,650^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 71 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.